Nerdy Brony
the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

what if your pin is a palindrome?

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

what if your pin is a palindrome?

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

SpongeBob Ft.Penny - Tumblr Anthem
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Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!
As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:
  • Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
  • TARDIS charm
  • Sonic Screwdriver
  • Harry Potter’s wand
  • Magic Potion bottle
  • Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
  • Complete set of Avengers cans
  • custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
  • COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

  • You DO NOT have to be following me
  • You can reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes count!
  • No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
  • Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.