batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.

askmahiroandhasuta:

MASSIVE MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY!!!

As celebration of reaching 666 followers, I’m giving away a large amount of fandom swag! The items I’m giving away are as follows:

• Pyralspite or Lemonsnout
• TARDIS charm
• Sonic Screwdriver
• Harry Potter’s wand
• Magic Potion bottle
• Half-blood Prince holographic bookmarks and valentines cards
• Complete set of Avengers cans
• custom-edit MLP figure (no picture available)
• COMPLETE SET OF BOOKS 1 - 3 OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• Season 1 DVD of Legend of Korra

RULES:

• You DO NOT have to be following me
• You can reblog as many times as you want!
• Likes count!
• No using giveaway-only blogs, as that makes it completely unfair:
• Read ALL of the rules!

I’m able to ship anywhere in the world, at no cost to you! All I will need is the address to ship to.

This pseudo giveaway will end on September 31st, at which point I will choose a winner via random number generator. The false winner will then receive a message in their ask box saying they won! If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new fool will be chosen to receive the congratulations.